Let us consider the evidence:
- Still a bit drunk at 11.30am.
- Bandage on finger from mirror ball knob incident.
- Red flecks on glasses from "totally walked into the stream" incident.
- Photographic evidence of the Adams family doing body shots off Lex.
- Turtleneck strewn, chain in a neat pile.
- Unrestrained urge to share numerous Youtube videos on Facebook.
- No sign of life from compatriots at 12.30pm